Saturday, July 24, 2010

Hilarious editorial about journalists in Haiti

Hi all!
  I know I've written NOTHING since I left Haiti, but hopefully I'll be getting back into the blogging in the next few weeks, as a warm-up for my trip back in late August.  In the meantime, I just wanted to share this overly cynical editorial by a Mr. Herz... it's, unfortunately, quite accurate.
  Let me know if there's anything else you want me to include in the future.
-becky



*Actor Sean Penn, who is helping manage a camp of displaced earthquake


victims in Haiti, is making pointed criticisms of journalists for dropping

the ball on coverage of Haiti. He's wrong. I've been on the ground in

Port-au-Prince working as an independent journalist for the past ten months.

I'm an earthquake survivor who's seen the big-time reporters come and go.

They're doing such a stellar job and I want to help out, so I've written

this handy guide for when they come back on the one-year anniversary of the

January quake!*



For starters, always use the phrase 'the poorest country in the Western

hemisphere.' Your audience must be reminded again of Haiti's exceptional

poverty. It's doubtful that other articles have mentioned this fact.



You are struck by the 'resilience' of the Haitian people. They will survive

no matter how poor they are. They are stoic, they rarely complain, and so

they are admirable. The best poor person is one who suffers quietly. A

two-sentence quote about their misery fitting neatly into your story is all

that's needed.



On your last visit you became enchanted with Haiti. You are in love with its

colorful culture and feel compelled to return. You care so much about these

hard-working people. You are here to help them. You are their voice. They

cannot speak for themselves.



Don't listen if the Haitians speak loudly or become unruly. You might be in

danger, get out of there. Protests are not to be taken seriously. The

participants were probably all paid to be there. All Haitian politicians are

corrupt or incompetent. Find a foreign authority on Haiti to talk in stern

terms about how they must shape up or cede power to incorruptible outsiders.



The US Embassy and United Nations always issue warnings that demonstrations

are security threats. It is all social unrest. If protesters are beaten,

gassed, or shot at by UN peacekeepers, they probably deserved it for getting

out of control. Do not investigate their constant claims of being abused.



It was so violent right after the January 2010 earthquake. 'Looters' fought

over goods 'stolen' from collapsed stores. Escaped prisoners were causing

mayhem. It wasn't necessary to be clear about how many people were actually

hurt or died in fighting. The point is that it was scary.



Now many of those looters are 'squatters' in 'squalid' camps. Their tent

cities are 'teeming' with people, like anthills. You saw your colleagues use

these words over and over in their reports, so you should too. You do not

have time to check a thesaurus before deadline.



Point out that Port-au-Prince is overcrowded. Do not mention large empty

plots of green land around the city. Of course, it is not possible to

explain that occupying US Marines forcibly initiated Haiti's shift from

distributed, rural growth to centralized governance in the capital city. It

will not fit within your word count. Besides, it is ancient history.



If you must mention Haiti's history, refer vaguely to Haiti's long line of

power-hungry, corrupt rulers. The 'iron-fisted' Duvaliers, for example.

Don't mention 35 years of US support for that dictatorship. The slave revolt

on which Haiti was founded was 'bloody' and 'brutal.' These words do not

apply to modern American offensives in Afghanistan and Iraq.



Today, Cite Soleil is the most dangerous slum in the world. There is no need

to back up this claim with evidence. It is 'sprawling.' Again, there's no

time for the thesaurus. Talk about ruthless gangs, bullet holes, pigs and

trash. Filth everywhere. Desperate people are eating cookies made of dirt

and mud! That always grabs the reader's attention.



Stick close to your hired security or embed yourself with UN troops. You

can't walk out on your own to profile generous, regular folk living in

tight-knit neighborhoods. They are helpless victims, grabbing whatever aid

they can. You haven't seen them calmly dividing food amongst themselves,

even though it's common practice.



Better to report on groups that periodically enter from outside to deliver

food to starving kids (take photos!). Don't talk to the youth of Cite Soleil

about how proud they are of where they come from. Probably gang members.

Almost everyone here supports ex-President Jean-Bertrand Aristide. But their

views aren't relevant. There is no need to bring politics into your story.



You can't forget to do another story about restaveks. Child slaves. It's so

shocking. There is little new information about restaveks, so just recycle

old statistics. Present it as a uniquely Haitian phenomenon. Enslaved

Haitian farmworkers in southern Florida, for example, aren't nearly as

interesting.



When you come back here in six months, there will still be a lot of

desperate poor people who have received little to no help. There are many

big, inefficient foreign NGOs in Haiti. Clearly something is wrong.

Breathless outrage is the appropriate tone.



But do not try to get to the bottom of the issue. Be sure to mention that

aid workers are doing the best they can. Their positive intentions matter

more than the results. Don't name names of individuals or groups who are

performing poorly. Reports about food stocks sitting idly in individual

warehouses are good. Investigations into why NGOs are failing to effect

progress in Haiti are boring and too difficult. Do not explore Haitian-led

alternatives to foreign development schemes. There are none. Basically,

don't do any reporting that could change the system.



On the other hand, everyone here loves Bill Clinton and Wyclef Jean. There

are no dissenting views on this point. Never mind that neither lives here.

Never mind that Clinton admitted to destroying Haiti's domestic rice economy

in the '90s. Never mind that Jean's organization has repeatedly mismanaged

relief funds. That's all in the past. They represent Haiti's best hope for

the future. Their voices matter, which means the media must pay close

attention to them, which means their voices matter, which means the media

must ...



Finally, when you visit Haiti again: Stay in the same expensive hotels.

Don't live close to the people. Produce lots of stories and make money. Pull

up in your rented SUV to a camp of people who lost their homes, still living

under the wind and rain. Step out into the mud with your waterproof boots.

Fresh notepad in hand. That ragged-looking woman is yelling at you that she

needs help, not another foreigner taking her photo. Her 3-year-old boy is

standing there, clinging to her leg. Her arms are raised, mouth agape, and

you can't understand her because you don't speak Haitian Creole.



Remove the lens cap and snap away. And when you've captured enough of

Haiti's drama, fly away back home.